Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
One way ticket across the country
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Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.