Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...