yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...