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Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
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One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Never hear a man say
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A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
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Actual product instructions.
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