Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...