Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...