Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
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blonde and the washing machine
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The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...