Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...