Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...