White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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