Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...