Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...