A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...