Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...