Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.