How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...