Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...