Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...