3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Boring!
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I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...