In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...