A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...