Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!