Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...