Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...