Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...