Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...