A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...