Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...