OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...