Sleeping on the job
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Mail carriers.
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Try to explain yourself
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Because they squeak!
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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How many seconds are in a year?
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Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Scottish Joke
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How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...