Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...