Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...