Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
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?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...