Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...