Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...