Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...