The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...