Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
The bronze statues
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Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...