Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...