An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...