Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...