The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...