Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...