Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!