Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...