I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
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Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
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Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
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How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
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“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
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Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...