Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...