HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...