Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!