Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.